Dear [Potential Partner],
I know this may come as not so shock to you, but I just can't keep it my secret any longer. I am hopelessly, irrevocably, and undeniably in love with you. You are the missing puzzle piece in my life, the Vegemite to my cheese, the yin to my yang.
I mean, sure, you have your quirks. You snore louder than a freight train, you can't seem to remember my birthday (hint: it's June 20th), and you have an alarming affinity for dad jokes. But to me, these quirks only make you more loveable. They make you you, and I wouldn't have you any other way.
So, I have a proposal for you. Will you do me the honour of becoming my official, no-takebacksies, forever-and-always girlfriend? I promise to love you, laugh with you, and always be there for you, through thick and thin (and your dad jokes).
And as a little bonus, I want to invite you to join me for a paint and sip session at Paint Juicy. I know it's not the most traditional way to start a relationship, but I just can't resist the opportunity to paint and drink wine with you by my side. Plus, it'll be a great chance for us to celebrate our new beginnings and make some beautiful memories together.
So, what do you say? Wanna hang more on a full-time basis? I promise to always put the toilet seat down (most of the time), to remember your birthday (most of the time), and to love you more than unicorns and rainbows combined… that’s a hard combo to beat by the way!
Yours in love (with snoring and terrible dad jokes included),